Good One To Laugh

FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man
tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.


One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption:
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD,
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY


Three FASTEST means of Communication:
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.


Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their
Friends.


A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best
Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral: BE SPECIFIC



What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your
Friends.